𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆; genshin impact

17; SHUT YO BITCHASS UP

heyheyeheyeh lol so
I have an eren jeager x female reader book in my drafts along with a howl book too,,, what do I do

I've unpublished lust because I didn't like the plot and the whole stuff I planned so-

anyways enjoy this weird chapter.. and also I'm bacc with updating,, lets see how long it takes for me to updatee

ah yes, what a lovely day indeed.
I bet you all know what's gonna happen today.

and if you don't know, a certain someone is gonna join us in this amazing journey together :D

who? well, none other that the hot tiddie man himself, thoma.

he literally, I mean quite literally fell through your ceiling, and on top of you.

a dream come true amirite ?

"where the hell-" he started, not knowing what the actual fuck was going on

"oh my God..."

"OMG I NEVER KNEW I HAD A TWIN!"

"SHUT YO BITCHASS UP. CHILDE HE ISNT YOUR TWIN YOU DUMB BITCH"

"oh"

"yeah, can someone tell me what's going on and why I'm here.."

"ME!ME! I WANNA TELL!" venti shouted, running from the kitchen. he almost tripped and broke his nose on the way but we don't talk about that...

anyways

thoma was still confused as hell.

he was fighting some random hilichurls, until a black hole sucked him in.

"so um, what's your name?" he asked you.

man was gonna do the first move, cause you fo sure weren't 😕

"it's, y/n.."

childe only side eyed you and thoma, he was just staring at the both of you.

of course kaeya saw, so he talked to childe.

"yo. do ya think that dude has something on his sleeve, or is it just me.." tiddie man kaeya said.

"I know bro, something is definitely up.." childe whispered back.

and thoma, was now, flirting with you.

"so, wanna, go for a drink or maybe, even a dinner? just the two of us?"

"yeah sur-" and just as you were about to answer, kaeya and childe interrupted you two.

"AHAH, OH LOOK Y/N THE TV IS BROKEN AGAIN CAN YOU FIX IT FOR ME?"

"but kaeya the TV is working-"

"OH RIGHT Y/N, I NEEDED HELP WITH SOMETHING! HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE THIS MAN AND HELP ME!!"

"but childe-"

"OOPS, WE GOTTA GO..? BYE!!"

and this is how u were dragged away, from thoma.

a date now lost.

"guys what was up with you two?" you asked them.

"he just, looked suspicious.."

"yeah... suspicious indeed, he also looks very much like me so I'm having my suspicions.." childe replied

"oh, thoma is hot."

.....

"I know babe, I'm hot as hell." thoma was right behind u as he heard. boom surprise shawtyyy

yeah haha

"say, lets go on that DATE yeah? HEAR THAT? WERE GOING ON A DATE!! SUCK IT YOU GUYS!!" thoma was shouting, rubbing it on everyone's face.

'lucky bitch'

"oh my God, I'm going on a date with,.... A TIDDY MAN!"

"yes you are.. NOW LETS GO!!"

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hello dear readers

sorry for the wait

next chapter is gonna be a date with thoma 😉 super nice, I know

byebye take care see ya next time <3