𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆; genshin impact

21; pickup lines

on a beautiful sunny day, kaeya and childe were looking through the internet for pickup lines to use on y/n. thoma on the other hand, was writing them down on a piece of paper.

"are you the sun? cause u brightened my day.. i like this one" said childe

"nah bro thats too corny, lets do something more,, uncorny" replied kaeya

"ye u right"

in the end they had a few pickup lines ready, now it was time to present them. what better way than to present them in the groupchat!

oogabooga

kayak;

@/y/n i hope u know how to do cpr, cause u just took my breath away

you;

omg..?

malewife;

i ought to complain to spotify for u not being named this weeks hottest single

you;

DAmN

chalde;

if u were a vegetable,ud be a cute-cumber

you;

. uh

kayak;

bro wtf

malewife:

you ruined it bro

chalde;

STOP 

I TRIED

YOU TOLD ME TO SAY THIS WHAT THE HELL

malewife;

NO I DID NOT U LIAR

chalde;

YES U DID 

kayak;

GIYS STOP

albed;

whoever keeps typing my name wrong you're so fucking dead.

diluc;

what kind of pickup lines are those bruh

do better smh 🥱

chalde;

AS IF U CAN DO BETTER

diluc;

try me.

dainsleigh;

guys

the

micro tv thingy is making smoke

is it supposed to do that..?

you;

WHAT.

ventilation:

wtf is a micro TV thingy..

DO U MEAN THE MICROWAVE?

dainsleigh;

oh yeah that.

malewife;

UM?? HELLO?

THE MICROWAVE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WTF ARE U GUYS WAITING FOR

you;

ITS BEEPING

old man;

I've lived a good life.

kayak:

ZHONGLI STOP STAYING NEAR THE MICROWAVE

albed;

where is razor and Bennett?

baalei;

they're at the park with me.

they're OK don't worry. 

you;

WAIT FOR ME IWANNA COME W U

chalde;

"come" lol

you;

not the time bae, not the time...

so as it seems, never let these idiots go through the internet. this will happen. the microwave? oh it was fine, it just overcooked the food inside. zhongli is alive.

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