Cast members: Alpha-1: Right hand man; Epsilon-11: Nine-tailed fox; Tau-5: Samsara; Nu-7: hammer down; Delta-5: front runners

Alpha-1: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Nu-7: ... You're what?

Alpha-1: My friends.

Nu-7: Are they saying "friends"?

Delta-5: I think they're being sarcastic.

Epsilon-11: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Alpha-1! All of your friends are in this room.

Alpha-1: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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