Cast members: O5 council, Alpha-1 [Red Right Hand man], Omega-1 [Law's left hand]
O5 council, texting Alpha-1 : Alpha-1 ! Help I'm being kidnapped
Alpha-1 : Where are you?
O5 council: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Alpha-1: I'm calling Omega-1.
Omega-1, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Alpha-1 : Where's the O5 council? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Omega-1: The O5 council? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Omega-1: ....
Omega-1: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Omega-1: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
O5 council: WHO ARE YOU?!
YOU ARE READING
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