Hairy-Mione and Drako 💕

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by Random_Stories1177

by Random_Stories1177

Draco never wanted to marry Y/n. He was forced to by his abusive parents because she was a quirky Pureblood unicorn-hybrid but Draco always loved Hermione.

"Is that you, Draco?" Asked Hermione after Draco knocked on her door. He came into the room, seeing Hermione and another man standing next to her.

"WHO IS THIS," screamed Draco. He was furious. Only he was allowed to cheat, obviously 🙄✋

"This is Shrek," said Hermione.

Draco suddenly wasn't mad.

He started to sit down by the fire place and watch as they staring into the flames, softly singing fight song.

"I miss you, Hermione," Draco said, inbertween lyrics.

Suddenly, Dobby had come into the room.

"Master likes Hermione, I like bushy book girl," he said, sitting down beside Hermione and Shrek.

"DOBBY," Screamed Drako. "GO AWAY. YOU'RE MEANT TO BE WITH Y/N, SINGING FIGHT SONG FOR HER WHILST I'M WITH HERMIONE!!!!!"

"Oh."

Dobby got up and left as they continued talking over the fire place. Draco was such a soft boi that he bothered to care about what the Mudblood was saying. So romantic 😩🙌

But it was Shrek which Draco loved.

Green, large, beautiful. Who could resist? Oh wow. Shrek was really something compared to Y/n and Hermione. So quirky. He started daydreaming about little green babies and living by the greewy swamp.

Ooh. Y/n could never compete with the beauty and brains of Shrekster the beautiful green monster.

"Drako?" Snapped Hermione. "I wanna get rid of Y/n and be Qween!!"

Au: Will Y/n still love Draco? Will Draco catch feelings for Shrek? Will Dobby ever recover from this humiliation?

Sorry I haven't been updating but me and Joshua just bought our first home together and we've been moving in. So the ants who killed my dad are now dead and my Bestie has come back as a ghost. Hey bestie 😘

I'll be publishing sooner now because Joshua starts work tomorrow as a 'gang leader' or whatever that means 🤪

Love you all x