A/n: Guys, listen to the song above! It's what I image is playing as Y/n walks down the aisle towards Draco 🥺📜
It was Y/n and Draco's wedding day. She wore her Slytherin uniform because she wasn't like other girls and didn't wear any makeup because she was so quirky and different.
She invited all of her friends over which consisted of The Boyz 🥶🥵😱 because they didn't start drama and were so much more honest than her girl friends. Lol. #QuirkyAndDifferent
She had already given birth to Harry's baby and named it BakaBaka Junior because she was a weeb. Also, she died her natural rainbow blonde hair black because she was an emo but Drako wasn't very supportive.
"I don't like you as an emo," he growled. "Emo's stink!"
"But Draco," she sighed. "I love emos. Emos rule and because of that, I'm an emo!"
"Ugh!"
The wedding took place at the astronomy tower. It overlooked the great lake where Steve the Squid could marry Y/n and Draco. Sigh. Y/n's life was just perfect now.
"Hey, Bae," said Dumbledore as he walked into Y/n's room, holding his wand and opening the curtains.
"Sugar, Baby, you mind promising you'll name your child after me?" Dumbledaddy asked, getting his wand ready to curse Y/n if she disagreed.
"Yes," she said. "Dumbledaddy is an excellent name." "Dumbledore you mean?"
"Yes," she sighed. "Go away!" She started singing fight song so that Dumbledore would be hypno-thingie-jingy or something I read online to leave the room.
Finally, Y/n appeared at the wedding dressed in her Slytherin uniform;
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She looked so confident as she walked the aisle, her aboosive uncle was there to give her off.
"Have a good life," said Peter.
"I hope you die in the sewers 🙄🔪," said Y/n like the baddie she was. She walked up to Draco who wore his amazing outfit:
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"Wow, Dwako," said Y/n, embracing her weeb and quirky side. "You look amazing, boo."
"You look like a cat gave birth on you," mumbled Drako. Aww. Young love.
"Sorry," said a random ginger man from the other end of the aisle. He wore a leather jacket and had bright orange hair. "Steve the squid is ill so I'm here to marry you instead."
It was Ed Sheeran. He was dressed like this;
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"Now, does anyone object to this marriage?"
"I do," screamed Hairy-mione in the audience. "I want to marry Drako instead!!!!"
Luckily, Moody Margaret and Sour Susan hit Hairy-Mione with a lazer car before she crumbled to death. Lol.
"I now pronounce you," he paused for ✨absolutely no reason at all ✨ "Husband and....Slytherin Baka Uwu Queen?!"
"That' me!" Said Y/n as she and Dwako kissed. Finally. they were together at last
✨📜🥺
A/n: So, that's the end of the story!! Hope you guyss like it!! Should I write another? 📜
I've moved into my Chemistry teacher's mansion now and given birth to our little sunshine. Welcome to the World, little Drapple:
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Our daughter is finally here!! Isn't she cute?!
Okay, so I'm hoping to write an epilogue and a quick update about my life chapter but first we need take care of Joshua and make sure he doesn't live. Lolllll. I know, I told you Y/n was my spirit animal!!
