Fight Fire with Fire

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[The episode begins somewhere in Kanto as Charmander is knocked down, as the scene reveals that he is in a battle with a Flareon, whose trainer just so happens to be Gaven]

Flareon: Mhmmmhmmhmmm, You're only delaying the inevitable, you know. When Gaven wants something I make sure he gets it.

[Gaven throws a Pokeball at Charmander, and of course, Charmander breaks free]

Charmander: When I want something I GET IT MYSELF!

[Charmander bites on Flareon's head]

Flareon: Hawhaaawww this is cute. You think you have a chance.

Gaven: Human hu!

[Flareon gets Charmander off his head by headbutting him off]

[Another Pokeball is thrown at Charmander, but he hits it away]

Flareon: Huhahahahahaha! Desperate to go out suffering, I see. Alright, then. Attack me again, pre-'vo. Let's see what happens.

Charmander: How 'bout one of these? SQUIRTLE!

[Squirtle uses Bubble, but Flareon walks away from the bubble]

Flareon: Ppppffffft!!! Did you really think that would- Huh?

[Charmander holds Squirtle in his hands, ready to use Squirtle's shell spin move]

Charmander: Yep. (throws Squirtle) VINE WHIP! IRON TAIL!

[Bulbasaur and Pikachu whips Squirtle, and Squirtle hits Flareon]

Flareon: Aaah!

[Charmander yells as he has a shiv in his hand and prepares to stab Flareon with it]

Flareon: AAAAAAHHH! WHAT!?

[Charmander stabs Flareon with the shiv]

Flareon: DAAAAaaaaAAAAAHHHH!!!

Charmander: Squirtle! Bubble!

[Squirtle uses another Bubble, it hits Flareon and hurts him in the process]

Flareon: Daaaah!!! You're both DEAD! When we catch you, I'll make sure you ROT in the BACK OF A PC!

Gaven: Hu!

[Flareon tries to use bite, but Charmander won't let him]

Charmander: Bubble! Again!

Squirtle: But-

Charmander: NOW!

[Squirtle uses Bubble and it hurts Flareon]

Flareon: DDDAAAAAAHHHH!!! (cough) You can't DO THIS!

Charmander: We almost got him! One more!

[Squirtle notices the "Flareon used Bite!"]

Charmander: Come on! Bubble!

Flareon: It's... my turn!

[Charmander stabs Flareon with the shiv again]

Flareon: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Charmander: What're you waiting for?

[Gaven throws another Pokeball at Charmander, and breaks free just as Flareon attacks Squirtle]

Charmander: Damnit! Bulbasaur! Backup plan!

Bulbasaur: Hi Gaven!

Gaven: Hu?

[Bulbasaur vine whips a Pokeball, and Charmander catches it]

Gaven: Huu..... HUUUMAAAAAAaaan!

Flareon: Gaven! Wait! Ah! L-let's...let's be reasonable here.... You can't just take my ball and- NO! PLEASE! You win, okay!? YOU WON! I'm sorry. I'll do whatever you want, just... I- I- I don't... Just please don't hurt me! PLEASE!

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