Starter Squad (With Pikachu)

The Lizard Slayer

[Shows a bunch of scenes for the show]

It's a big big world, but you know where to find me

We'll be together and we're gonna do it our way

We'll discover we believe in each other

On adventures with my friends like every day

And we're already on our way The journey starts today! Shows (Charmander, Flareon, and Bulbasaur fighting a Tyranitar. Charmander's tail swings infront of the camera showing Squirtle and Pikachu fighting a Fearow) (OH OH OH OH OH OH) (OHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OH OH OH) The journey starts today! (OHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OH OH OH) (Shows Leader Caterpie Commanding Squirtle while he screams while lighting up) (OH OH OH OH OH OH) (Shows all of them relaxing on a mountain) The journey starts today!

[The episode begins with a different animation showing a forest]

Caterpie: (narrating) Long ago, our people lived in a lush green forest. The trees stretched on for miles and miles, and behind every branch, a predator lied in wait. (the predator being a Pidgeotto, gazing upon a Caterpie eating a berry) The world was as dangerous as it was large, and we were very small. (another Caterpie attacks the Pidgeotto) But by banding together, we overcame our struggles, and together we survived. (fade to black, then to another scene showing two Caterpies) Until one day, a terrible beast emerged from beyond the forest. A demon more fierce than anything we witnessed, and whatever it was, it wanted us dead. (reveal a beastly version of Charmander) We called it, (fade to black) the Lizard. (another scene showing the Lizard (Charmander) using his fire breath to burn the forest and two scared Caterpies are running away) The Lizard decimated everything in its path, scouring the forests with an unquenchable bloodlust. (another scene showing a Caterpie being burned alive by the Lizard) Countless victims were burned alive by its fiery breath, (another scene showing the Lizard holding two shivs with one Caterpie stabbed through the left shiv, and two Caterpies stabbed through the right) stabbed and skewered with shards of wood, (another scene shows the Lizard holding a Caterpie head on his left hand, and the Caterpie's body on the right hand) their heads ripped off and used to make decorative hats for pets. (scene zooms out to reveal a Bulbasaur with different eyes wearing a Caterpie's head, then fades to black) It seemed the Lizard was destined to destroy us all, (another scene shows the Lizard looking back at the Leader Caterpie) but amid the flames of destruction, a hero rose from the ashes, a hero known as-

???: Decorative hats for pets?

[The episode switches back to the normal SFM animation, showing a little Caterpie, a big Caterpie, and a yellow Caterpie by a campfire]

Yellow: Really? Decorative hats for pets?

Caterpie: Stop interrupting the legend!

Yellow: So not only does the Lizard have pets, but you're saying he decorates them using severed heads?

Eddy: Maybe it's a metaphor.

Caterpie: It's not a- (sigh) Look, it's just a trivial detail that doesn't meet-

Yellow: We're changing it! If we have to memorize this, I'm not saying that part.

Eddy: Wait, we have to memorize this? Can we please start over? I wasn't paying attention.

Caterpie: Fine, but no interruptions! Long ago, our people lived in a-

[Sandshrew falls into the cave after digging since the end of the previous episode]

Sandshrew: Oh, uh, er, Hi, sorry for breaking into your house, I was, I [stutters], I was digging.

Caterpie: What are these called again?