The problem with roommates

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AN: Some info for this chapter: Moniwa, Kamasaki, Sasaya, and Luciel live together in an apartment near campus. Oh and Luc works for his dad but that's not really important but kinda relevant for this chapter


Psycho(logy) Bitch: Let us move in with you, they said. It won't be bad they said

Psycho(logy) Bitch: Why do I exist? Just to suffer?

Moronsexual: LUCIEL I SAID I WAS SORRY

Psycho(logy) Bitch: SORRY DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR WHAT I SAW

Pour Them Shots: I-what happened

Saltyshima 2.0: What's got your panties in a twist

Psycho(logy) Bitch: OH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED

Moronsexual: WAIT NO PLEASE

Psycho(logy) Bitch: TOO BAD FUCKER

Psycho(logy) Bitch: SO I COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY CAUSE I FIND OUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED TODAY CAUSE THEY'RE DOING A BUILDING WIDE SYSTEM UPDATE

Psycho(logy) Bitch: BUT I WAS CAUSE THE LEAD SECRETARY FUCKING HATES ME FOR NO REASON AND DID IT TO BE A BITCH

Kitten: Maybe she did it by accident?

Psycho(logy) Bitch: OH NO. SHE'S PULLED SHIT LIKE THIS BEFORE. SHE FUCKING HATES ME

Psycho(logy) Bitch: SHE'S ADMITTED IT TO OTHER COWORKERS

Saltybu: Okay, continue

Psycho(logy) Bitch: ANYWAYS SO I HAD TO PUT ON MY SUIT AND DRIVE TO WORK FOR FUCKING NOTHING

Psycho(logy) Bitch: AND I COME HOME TO MY APARTMENT AND WHAT DO I SEE???

Psycho(logy) Bitch: FUCKING KAMASAKI AND MONIWA F U C K I N G ON MY COUCH

Needs to Be Gagged: LMAO WHAT

Bowl Cute Baby: I didn't know Moniwa-san was that kinky

Salt not Suga: Trust me, he's very kinky.

Great King: So Moni, wanna explain yourself

Best Mom: I-

Best Mom: I'M SORRY IT WAS HIS IDEA! IT STARTED WITH JUST MAKING OUT BUT ONE THING LEAD TO ANOTHER-

Psycho(logy) Bitch: SORRY DOESN'T MAKE UP HAVING TO SEE KAMA BALLS DEEP INSIDE YOU

What Does The Fox Say: CRFGHJKBH

Smol Snek: I-

Best Mom: WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD'VE BEEN HOME BY THEN-

Caught In 4K: Why were you fucking on the couch in the first place?

Psycho(logy) Bitch: YES. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU TWO DEFILED OUR COUCH.

Moronsexual: Didn't you once blow Sasaya on there???

Psycho(logy) Bitch: GIVING MY BOYFRIEND HEAD IS DIFFERENT THAN ACTUALLY FUCKING ON THE COUCH

Saltybu: Jesus christ

Birb Keeper : And that is my cue to leave. See you all in hell


AN: And yes, Luc did do that. The reason Moni knows is that the two of them have a chat together with Samuel (Luc's little brother and another oc) and Luc tends to overshare about his sex life (I might make that chat if you're interested)

Rip that Bussy AyeDove le storie prendono vita. Scoprilo ora