Rip that Bussy Aye

Dick Measuring Contest (Not their own tho)

Inspired by a comment from mangojay on AO3! Remember Samuel. He's important for future chapters (by future I mean in the next two chapters)

'Rip that Bussy Aye'

Psycho(logy) Bitch: So Kaname

Psycho(logy) Bitch: How was that pipe?

Moronsexual: Die

Psycho(logy) Bitch: It's not my fault you're loud

Psycho(logy) Bitch: Actually nvm I'm like 99% sure he and Takehito have a contest on who can make us scream louder

Moronsexual: Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised

Foxy Mama: I feel this is crossing a line

Atsuwu: imao, we crossed it a long time ago

Great King: We crossed it once we started to go in detail on our sex lives

Starry Night: So basically, we're a bunch of horndogs

Tangerine: Yeah pretty much

Salt Not Suga: This is basically a chat where you can expose kinky/horny side without judgment

Himbo Enthusiast: Well in that case

Himbo Enthusiast: I once got off thinking about Bokuto's thighs

Saltybu: AKAASHI?!

HootHootMotherFucker: LMAO WHAT

DonewithyourShita: I just spit out my tea

Neko Atsume: Same, but for Kuroo

Kitten: KENMA? WHAT-

Mama Cat: I don't know how to feel

Neko Atsume: Why are you surprised.

Neko Atsume: I asked you about getting tailed buttplugs

Takachihoe: AYO

Seagull: Petplay?

Neko Atsume: Petplay.

Seagull: Same

Kitten: Same

Saltyshima 2.0: KUGURI IS INTO PETPLAY WHAT-

Kitten: I found it out after blowing him in a cat ear headband

Vodka Aunt: Reminds me of the time I bought Kaname a bunny ear one as a gift and the next day his voice was 'mysteriously' hoarse

Best Mom: How did we go back to my sex life

Vodka Aunt: Because your bf is horny af and I'm an enabler

Vodka Aunt: Speaking of which, I wonder if Sam got the vibrator and condoms I ordered him

Makeneko: Now why would you do that

Vodka Aunt: He's in a long-distance relationship. And he needs to get frustration out somehow.

Dog Tamer: Why the condoms then

Vodka Aunt: oh that's just out of spite

Vodka Aunt: I like making my step-mom think her 'precious' child is a nympho (and he kinda is)

Forgotten #1: I don't think a single box of condoms portrays that

Vodka Aunt: Single box? Nah, I sent him several

Vodka Aunt: Had to make sure it was abundantly clear

Vodka Aunt: I also bought a shit ton of novelty ones to give you guys

Himbo Enthusiast: No thanks, Boukto has enough already.

Himbo Enthusiast: He once used a glow in the dark one while we were fucking in the closet

Baby Owl: Why am I not surprised.

Neko Atsumu: Kuroo has some with video game jokes on them

Neko Atsumu: I am less than amused with them

Himbo Enthusiast: You still let him fuck you tho

Neko Atsumu: Your bf is just as dumb as mine tho

Himbo Enthusiast: Yeah

Himbo Enthusiast: Hence my screen name

For those wondering, my sister is doing better. She finally got transferred to the specialist hospital. Unfrontunally, we can only contact her at specific times. But at least she's getting better which makes me happy.