AN: This was based on and prompt of mine where Futa and Tendou are friends who commit pranks together. Also second gen captain squad are friends and I WILL die on this hill
Saltybu: Whichever one of you drew a dick on my notebook, you're a douche.
Pour them Shots: I swear it wasn't me this time.
Saltybu: I know it wasn't you, you were busy getting dicked down
Pour Them Shots: I was on a date???
Saltybu: Like I said
Should Be Gagged: You shouldn't have left it alone at lunch
Saltybu: Why
Should Be Gagged: Why not
DonewithyourShita: We literally saw him do it
Makeneko: ^
Dog Tamer: He said 'oh this is gonna be great' while doing it
Should Be Gagged: yeah, I mean didn't you see the detail I put in it?
Saltybu: Did you really have to
Should Be Gagged: Yes, especially if it's your nursing notebook
Saltybu: Fuck you
Saltybu: OH WHAT THE FUCK
Birb Keeper: What now.
Saltybu has sent a photo (It's a black car with a bunch of suction cup dildos of different colors and different shapes stuck on it)
Saltybu: WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF DILDOS STUCK ONTO MY CAR
What Does The Fox Say: ASVBVGHBJK
Cream Puff: Ayo can I get one?
Great King: MAKKI-
Saltybu: HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS MANY DILDOS
Baki Baki Bitch: You can order a lot of interesting things on the internet
Neko Atsumu: Ain't that the truth
Saltybu: TENDOU???? WHY
Baki Baki Bitch: So show Futa a real dick themed prank
Should Be Gagged: Fine, you win this round
Saltybu: HELLO??? THERE'S STILL A BUNCH OF DILDOS ON MY CAR
Pour Them Shots: I'm coming don't worry
Rolling Thunder: *cumming
Pour them Shots: No ❤️
Cream Puff: I'll take those dildos btw
Blep: Why
Cream Puff: Why not
Saltybu: If this ruins the paint I'll kill you
Baki Baki Bitch: Don't worry, I tested it.
Foxy Mama: Do we wanna know how you tested it?
Baki Baki Bitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Saltybu: Ew, I'm not touching that
Baki Baki Bitch: JK JK, I tested it on Ushi's car
Pour Them Shots: I'm here, let's get shit off
Saltybu: Alright
Saltybu: There was a total of 37 dildos on my car
Cream Puff: Damn, I don't have that many holes
Great King: MAKI CDFGVHJBNKMCFGVHJB
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