Dicks and Chicks

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I am sick and wanna cry. Anyways take this


'Sausage Fest'

Princess: I have a legit question

Saltyshima: Be careful. Many of us don't have brain cells

Princess: Is having a penis fun

Rolling Thunder: It has its ups and downs

Buddha: Sometimes it's a little hard

Salt not Suga: It's a pain in the ass

Aceahi: Jesus fuck guys come on

Queen: What did you expect

Saltybu: Well since we're on topic

Saltybu: I prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

Semicircle: I have a medium dick.

Semicircle: It can talk to ghosts

CawCawBitch: I just spit out my drink

Birb: Mine is pi inches long

Daddy Cat: This is fucking me up a bit because it means its the dick isn't bigger than 3 inches but yet it's infinite like wtf

Birb Keeper: No, it just means it's irrational and people hate it

Birb: I am literally still inside you rn

Setter Simp: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Emo Boy: I did not need to know that ❤️

Snekbab: brb gonna chug some bleach

Built Like A Statue: Can we have one chat without someone having sex

Atsuwu: Imao no

Princess: What did I start

Great King: Something glorious

Princess: I am never asking anything every again

Queen: Probably a good idea


Be prepared for the next chapter. :)

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