"How did you even manage to set the toaster on fire?"
"Alright! It's my turn, c'mon."
"What do you MEAN you lost it in the aquarium?"
"Go away, I need to mourn."
"Fuck, wrong number. Oops."
"Wait, now I'm interested. Continue, please."
"It's not that bad! You'll be fine."
"Found you!"
"Just because you're taller than me doesn't mean you get to put my stuff on the highest shelves!"
"Whoops, mis-click."
"The dog doesn't bite, you're fine.."
"Damn, you can jump high."
"Attention all passengers, this is our last stop. Please exit now."
"There we go! I knew I did it."
"No, with the glasses on, you're an idiot. Without them, you're a blind idiot."
"I'M NOT DENSE!"
"That'll be 17.32, please."
"Alright, I hid the body."
"There's nothing wrong with me! Hah!"
"We're out of toilet paper.."
*hums wii shop theme (hiphop remix) angrily*
"This hangover is brutal.."
"I finished the treehouse!"
"Knew I could run faster than you."
"Wakeup, it's Christmas!"
"Bulbasaur is superior to everything."
"No, you're right."
"STOP!!! I JUST STARTED LEARNING!"
"Don't. Move."
"Gimme more blanket!"
"No...come back.."
"After every happy ending,"
"Parrots are better."
"Get down from the tree!"
"No, I'm not scared."
"WHYTFISTHEREACLOWNOVERTHERE??" (why tf is there a clown over there??)
"Ooh, a starfish!"
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Oneshot Prompt Ideas!
Random(Note: I might use these for my oneshots..😗) thank you, sincerely! Credits: I got some of these from generators (one or two)
