Yoshiko's Yakuza

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Credits to Shamallful for translation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNptWNts0mU&ab_channel=Shamallful and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xcTXUXg0ec&ab_channel=Shamallful)

Yoshiko - aggressive
Dia - serious
Riko - Normal

Yoshiko: *vroom vroom* Right on.

Yoshiko: Now, let's get this party started!

Yoshiko: Wassup!

Dia: Wassup.

Riko: Uh, guys?

Yoshiko: Hey! Your decorating game is weak!

Yoshiko: You think you can call this Christmas, huh!?

Dia: What's wrong with it, huh!?

Yoshiko: Everything's wrong with it!

Yoshiko: Don't mess with Christmas!

Riko: It's the two of you who are messing with Christmas!

Riko: Actually, this is blasphemy against Christmas.

Yoshiko: Hey.

Riko: Huh? Me?

Yoshiko: You...

Yoshiko: What is it that you keep grumblin' about, huh!?

Riko: Well, uh... come on!

Riko: S-sorry.

Yoshiko: You messin' with us?

Yoshiko: With Christmas?

Yoshiko: You messin' with the job of Christmas party decoration duty?

Riko: I'm not messing around! I'm just doing a normal job!

Yoshiko: I don't wanna hear any more normal talk, or any of your other pathetic excuses! *vroom*

Riko: Ahh!

Yoshiko: We ain't normal.

Yoshiko: We're dangerous!

Yoshiko: We're Yaba Coffee!

Riko: W-We're not dangerous!

Riko: I keep saying that...

Yoshiko: Hey, Bro.

Dia: 'Sup, Bro?

Yoshiko: How's your turf been these days?

Dia: Everything's been peachy on my end.

Yoshiko: Gehehehehe...

Riko: Uh...

Yoshiko: What?

Dia: How come you're acting so reluctant, huh!?

Riko: Um...

Riko: What are you doing?

Yoshiko: Haaah...?

Yoshiko: You're the one who told us to take the middle way!

Dia: Is this your idea of a joke?!

Riko: No it's not!

Riko: No, it's not.

Riko: But, really, what is this!?

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