- aloe x cyborg

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‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ ❝𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝.❞ ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙

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[ tbh i have nothing else to say but this kinda both crack and fluff because i like to think im funny. ]

[ also be warned that i have no idea what im doing so please bare with me here - also this is extremely short and dialogue heavy so i apologize for that :') . ]

[ fluff / crack ]

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"Please help."

"What do you mean?" Aloe inquired on the (built-in??) phone.

"Help."

"What would you mean?"

"I have no idea what any of this is."

"Wait a minute—what do you mean?"

"I have no idea what any of this is." Cyborg said this while picking up a small carrot.

"What—what do you mean by 'I don't know what any of this is'?"

The two bickered a bit until Aloe sighed with a "I'm coming."

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