because i trust you || Callahan x reader ||

Twitter

@QuackityHQ
thanks, @U/n for exposing me 🙄
-27 secs ago-

-> @U/n
you're welcome, dear Alex Quackity

-> @User2
all we ask is for one screenshot. one.

-> @Callahan
lesson learned, i should never leave the gc alone, with fear of being called a sugar daddy
-> @User5
are they torturing us on purpose?
-> @User4
very possibly

-> @TubboLive_
i've just been silently observing the group chat
-> @User2
oh god, toby had to witness whatever this is??💀💀

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@DreamWasTaken
i would like to formally announce, Y/n is possibly a stalker and it kinda scares me
-38 secs ago-

-> @User5
is that really a surprise?
-> @U/n
exactly ^^

-> @QuackityHQ
we know, dream. get used to it🙄

-> @user6
your point is?

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@Sapnap
I'm a simp for daddy callahan
-53 secs ago-

-> @KarlJacobs
that's a weird way to spell karl🤔
-> @QuackityHQ
ily Karl

A/N: we're gonna ignore the recent lore🥲

-> @User8
WHERE IS ALL THIS COMING FROM?? MU HEAD CANT TAKE TBIS
-> @User6
don't die on us, user 8. we need all the stans we can get

-> @Dream2
nothing like confusing stans 😌

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@WilburSoot
so since everyone is confused, this all happened because ranboo needed his own house
-32 secs ago-

-> @TubboLive_
no technically it started cause i wanted to leave and watch south park
-> @U/n
well actually you only said that cause i said i fucked tommy's mom
-> @DreamWasTaken
which you only said because tommy called you a bitch cause you changed samsung refrigerator to nickelodeon
-> @Sapnap
true but that was only said cause y/n called George a colourblind bitch. so this is technically all y/n's fault
-> @User3
i hope you understand you're only making us more confused
-> @RanbooSaysstuff
exactly.

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confusing people on the internet will never not be fun.

i decide to get some food, before realizing my fridge is empty.

jesus i hate social interaction.

i have to go OUT, don't i -_-

Mute Boy 🤐

Y/n ☀️ 5:03 pm
hey i'm going out for food so if i randomly text it's cause i'm in an awkward situation 😩✌🏼

Mute Boy 🤐 5:03 pm
ok, got it.

Mute Boy 🤐 5:03 pm
hey wait whyd you text me instead of Eva Macey or Remi?

Y/n ☀️ 5:03 pm
i dunno, ig i just trust you

Mute Boy 🤐 5:03 pm
i'm flattered <3

Y/n ☀️ 5:04 pm
and i'm leaving 🙄

Mute Boy 🤐 5:04 pm
be safeeeee

Y/n ☀️ 5:04 pm
i willll

Mute Boy 🤐 5:04 pm
and don't run from any copsssss

Y/n ☀️ 5:04 pm
IT WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, GET OVER IT

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i seriously can't thank you guys enough-
you literally mean the WORLD to me! i had no idea i would get this much support <333