A/N: Sodas dad isn't abusive in this, he's actually a sweet himbo who approves their relationship. They are both 18.
CW/TW: the f slur (very faint), weight mention
KUZUSODA
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Fuyuhiko POV:
I lived with Soda for a while now, so i'm used to him being here very often. Now that Soda was at work, I was extremely bored. I groaned and started to check my phone. I was scrolling through the pinged discord messages in Main chat from last night, and I laughing at some of them.
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Pinged messages
(real ones from my server)
Kazuichi: yea i hate gay people, fucking fags
Leon: Aren't you gay?
Teruteru: Are you a roller coaster because I wanna ride you until i'm screaming
Miu: I have a coochie of steel
Kazuichi: I think I passed my test!
Leon: *pees on you*
Rantaro: This is what happens when you put a bunch of fucking socially deprived horny gay people into one server.
Leon: "It's really loud and tight" -Kazuichi talking about his MRI 2021
Miu: Teruteru you have a knife kink? That's fucking d- me too.
Yasuhiro: HIS CUM WOULD BE BLUE
Leon: SANS CUM WOULD NOT BE BLUE
Kazuichi: KOKICHI, YOURE WILLINLY GOING TO DOX YOURSELF FOR BOBA?
Rantaro: I'm a dilf without kids
Miu: cuz mommy chest hurt
Kazuichi: Smash me
WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-
unless you're fuyuhiko ;)))))
Miu: HELP WHY IS BEINY SEXY THE TOP THING ON UR TO DO LIST
Rantaro: it's my part time job???
Miu: Why are you discussing about how much Kazuichi clenches his ass cheeks??
Teruteru: suck my balls
Kazuichi: sure what do ur balls taste like
Kokichi: if i stop laughing at birtish porn to answer ur texts ily.
Rantaro: OH DEAR JOLLY ITS A WANKER
Shuichi: why did Ouma just text me "he kept hitting my owooga wooga smooch smooch spot".
Teruteru: I'm cumsexual
Kokichi: I laugh at porn.
Rantaro: Which way to I sex
Rantaro: Keebo let me kiss you non gay style
Mondo: You're degrading me? Jokes on you that turns me on
Kiyotaka: I like men
*Kiyotaka has deleted one message*
Kiyotaka: I like women
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A week of Danganronpa Christmas! (2021)
Teen FictionThis will be a list of prompts + the ships/group doing it, every single day! If I miss a day I will do 2 the next. If it's ever edited after Christmas that's just me changing stuff up. I hope you enjoy this and have a wonderful Christmas!
