I walk out to the kitchen and it's dark. Good! Everyone must be in their rooms. I grab a cranberry juice and chug the whole thing. I close the fridge and look in the cabinet for a snack. I find choco boys. I laugh because holy shit.. it's a little penis.
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I start to laugh uncontrollably. I Guess I was loud because the hallway light turns on. Oops...
" What's so funny?" Jhope
" I am eating little Penis cookies .." me
I hold one up and show him. He starts to laugh too.
" That's a mushroom.. not a penis! Are you ok? Now my childhood is ruined!" Jhope
We both are laughing so hard. He puts one in his zipper and I fall down so the ground. We hear a loud cough and see Jimin standing there.
" Are you two ok? " Jimin
Jhope turns so Jimin can see. Jimin shrugs because he doesn't see at first then Jhope points down. Jimin looks disgusted. Then he laughs too. I put one in my zipper and stoke it.
" It's so big ..." me
Jimin slaps Jhope on the arm. We hear stomping. We look to the doorway and see Suga.
" Shut up! Why are you guys so loud?" Suga
" Mae wants to violate you.." Jimin
Suga gives him a dirty look.
" Come on baby you know you want this.." me
I show him my pants with the mushroom cookie.
" Wow! That's a big dick! Why are you so weird? Put that away and come to bed. " Suga
" Not until you touch it.. come on you know you want to.." me
Suga walks over to me. He grabs my cookie and eats it.
" That's mean! You ate my favorite body part!" Me
" No I didn't... stop playing with then and come to bed." Suga
" No.. their funnier then you" me
" Whoa... " Jhope
" It's true.. you grumpy old cat" Jimin
" you think your hilarious but your not.." Suga
Jimin holds his heart like he is hurt. I hug Jimin and Jhope as they fake cry. Suga come up behind me and picks me Up.
" It's late come to bed.. I am not asking" Suga
" Wow.. talk to her nicer Grampa " Jhope
" Don't start with me.. I make you pee the bed again.. I have my ways" Suga
" That's wasn't pee it was a wet dream" Jimin
Jhope turns bright red.
" Gross... I want to go to bed now" me
Suga grabs my hand and I follow behind him.
" Nice shirt by the way!" Jimin yells at me
I turn back and wink. Jhope and Jimin watch me and eat the rest of the cookies.
" I was wondering why you are so immature... but you are only 23. My little baby.." Suga
He pats my head. I move away from him.
" Your 5 years older then me... that's not that much! I'm not a baby and this shirt is stupid! " me
I take off my shirt and throw it on the ground as he shuts the door to his room.
" I don't care if you hate that shirt I was given as a joke because we were all wore it before as a punishment" Suga
" So I'm being punished... that's just great! What did I do now? " me
" You did nothing.. I just need to hate that shirt maybe as much as I hate you wearing a Jackson Wang shirt!" Suga
" I can wear a different shirt maybe like a Jay Park shirt" me
His eyes go wide and he tickles me. I scream!
" Stop it your hurting me!! I hate it please stop! Suga please!" Me
" Never! Say I'm the best man in the world!" Suga
" Your not... my grand pop is!" Me
He tickles me harder. There is banging on his door.
" What are you doing ? Mae! Do you really need help are you guys just being weird and kinky?" Jimin
" He won't stop " me
" i'm just tickling her.... she's fine go to bed" Suga
" You guys are weird.." Jimin
Suga stops and I catch my breath.
" You Ass... I'm going home!" Me
" Don't.. I'm sorry!" Suga
" No your not! You know I hate it! " me
I walk out his room and run into Namjoon.
" What's going on? I got a call that Mae was screaming for help! What did you do?" Namjoon
" I just tickled her and she freaked out." Suga
"I hate being ticked.. you know that! Joonie take me Home.." me
" Sorry Mae... you can both sleep here.." Suga
" That's not a good idea... is it?" Me
Namjoon shrugs.
" Fine with me. " Namjoon
Ok..... Suga lays down on the left and I go in the middle , Namjoon in on the right. This is weirdly comfortable. Both of them cuddle into on their sides. I fall asleep all warm and cozy. I wake up to a tangled mess of arms and legs but I like it.
