Louis: So I see you like working out.
Liam Payne: Yeah I like staying fit. Keeps my happy.
Louis: that's cool. So I guess you have abs huh?
Liam Payne: Yeah. Wanna see? Not to like be nasty or anything.
Louis: lol Sure.
Liam Payne: picture on side/top
Louis: Dayum those are nice. You must get out a lot. I usually sit home... alone.... eating food.... wathing t.v. ... and I guess now I'm going to watch netflix all the time....
Liam Payne: Hah I kinda do. And thanks. You seem like a nice person. Where are you from?
Louis: Hah thanks. I'm from Doncaster. England if you didn't
know.
Liam Payne: Really? I'm from Wolverhampton.
Louis: Oh I've never been there. So, since you watch the "same movies" as me I guess, which is your fave.
Liam Payne: From the ones we were matched up with? Honestly to act cool I probably wouldv'e just said Criminal Minds but naw. It's Gossip Girl.
Louis: !!!! I love that shoe ojhsh
Louis: *show
Liam Payne: Right?!?! Like all the drama and stuff and ufg some people in the show are real bishes ugh.
Liam Payne: My gay side is showing
Louis: truu *sends you a laughing emoji but I can't on here cuz this site won't let me*
Liam Payne: You know... I kinda like you in that good friend sort of way. Not to like sound rude or anything but you seem fun. And I have a boyfriend....
Louis: No you aren't offending me. we should be like those friends that turn into best friends over the internet and one day they meet cuz ive always wanted that honestly
Liam Payne: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Liam Payne: I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLYYY ONE
Liam Payne: My boyfriend actually recommended this to me for this exact purpose *insert laughing emoji here*
Louis: Oh god. Really? Did he know this was like a dating site?
Liam Payne: Yeah but he just said he trusted me and I mostly use it to watch the shows and stuff.
Louis: That is the kind of relationship I'm hoping to get from this too. Not to sound to sappy and all but I just wanted to give it a try
Liam Payne: From what I've seen it works good. After all, the is "the site that unites"
Louis: It's cheesy, but I love it.
Liam Payne: Haha true.
Liam Payne: Hey mate I got to go. The mr. is calling. I'll talk to you soon.
Louis: Yeah no problem. Bye
Exit out of messaging?
Exiting out of messaging.
Update status: still looking...
Log out of Netflix?
Logging out.
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Fizzy drink: hey louis. mom wants to know if you are coming home for christmas
Louis: that is in like five months ? why does she want to know now.
Fizzy drink: christmas cards bro. The earlier you get em the cheaper they are and she wants to know if she can add you in them
Louis: Ummm I don't know if I'm gonna have work. I'll ask soon though
Fizzy drink: okay. And lottie wants to know if you are going to get a boyfriend soon cuz she wants to be an aunt already
Louis: oh my god. tell her to text me now
Fizzy drink: kk. btw DORRIS AND ERNEST JUST SPIT UP ON ME EW EW EW
Louis: OH TELL THEM I SAID HI AND MAYBE INSTEAD OF TEXTING YOU SHOULD GET YOUR ARSE UP AND CLEAN IT OFF
Fizzy soda: UM EXCUSE ME YOUNG ONE BUT MOM SAID NO CURSING SO WHO IS THE IDIOT NOW
Louis: idc. btw idi*t counts as a curse word. im telling mom.
Fizzy drink: dont or else I will force you to name your first born child or first adopted or whatever it is you do child, Banana
Louis: Banana Tomlinson. It has a nice ring to it
Fizzy drink: LOUIS
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Lots of charcoal: what do you want
Louis: Fizzy told me you were talkimg about my love life
Lots of charcoal: oh yeah so when are you having kids. my auntie skills are starting to tingle
Louis: First off. What the fuck does that even mean. second off. i dont know cuz im not in a relationship yet. idiot.
Lots of charcoal: i dont know louis i just want to hug small children so hurry it up would ya.
Louis: Well I'm trying. and can i trust you with a secret?
Lots of charcoal:ye yes what is it omg
Louis: I kinda may have joined that dating site netflix....
Lots of charcoal: LOUIS OMG YES .
Lots of charcoal: I heard that was so cool cuz you could watch like sjows and stuff and find people based on it ugh i wish mom would let me join it
Louis: yeah it kind of is and no you may not get one young lady. you are only 16. now shush and go cradle your blankie
Lots of charcoal: DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT BLANKIE. OH MY GOD DID YOU TELL SOMEONE
Louis: No chill your beans woman. well i gotta go now.
Lots of charcoal: ugh okay. and louis plz tell me my name still isnt lots of charcoal on your phone. it is stupid.
Louis: Yes it actually is Lottie. And i think it is pretty damn clever.
Lots of charcoal: it doesnt even make sense
Louis: Yes it does. cuz your name is charlotte. and the lotte can mean like 'lot'. and the char part is like charcoal. So a lot of charcoal.... damn im brilliant.
Lots of charcoal: you special human bean
Louis: *being
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