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Louis: broOOOOOOOO
Liam Payne: wut haz got u bthred m8te
Louis: stuff and things.
Liam Payne: I need mo info 2 hlp u w/ thus sitiation
Louis: I'm having guy problems and I need you to ask me what they are so that I can rant and complain.
Liam Payne: *sighs* wut r da men probe dat u iz hvin rn?
Louis: Liam I got you a present :)
Liam Payne: RELLY WUT IZ UT!?!?2
Louis: its a :) FUCKING DICTIONARY WHY TF ARE YOU WRITING LIKE THAT. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I DON'T LIKE BAD SPELLING
Liam Payne: relax m8te
Louis: >:(
Liam Payne: *laughing emoji cuz' this site still won't add emojis* I'm kidding Louis. I'm doing a study about how people react to that kind of texting.
Liam Payne: You fall into the small yet fiesty category
Louis: I'm not small I'm a carry on.
Louis: Get it? Cuz' like you can take carry ons everywhere and my height is an ADVANTAGE
Louis: loser. your dumb tall height would make you difficult to carry smh people would be dropping you everywhere
Liam Payne: YOU ARE MY FIESTY CHIHUAHUA
Liam Payne: wood wood
Liam Payne: I mean woof woof
Louis: *flares nostrils at you*
Louis: Anyways before I was rudely interupted, I was saying that I was having men problems. Because I am a full grown MAN.
Liam Payne: what has you in a pickle
Louis: ew are you fifty years old nobody says that anymore
Louis: Well so I talked to the cute guy (eeeeeekkkk I just squealed cuz remembering exquisite times) and so we had a hood convo and all but it has been two days since we talked. :,(
Louis: *good convo. Not hood convo. lmfao (when i say lmfao i mean the singers(( you better know who they are or else you weren't alive in 2011)) you know, they sang the 'everyday i'm shuffling song') sometimes I just like mentioning them k buy their song on itunes
Liam Payne: yes louis i know them :p that was a prime year ah yes. And why don't you just talk to him again?¿?¿??
Louis: true. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND LIAM I CAN'T JUST TEXT HIM YET I NEED TO BE COOL AND NOT TEXT BACK UNTIL LIKE THREE DAYS LATER. GOSH. GET WITH THE SYSTEM BRO
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FanfictionBeing single is boring. Louis didn't ask for this, being single. He wants someone, someone to love and care for, and along the way, someone who will care and love sassy little Louis just as much. And maybe, just maybe, he can find that someone on a...
