Louis: Honestly I'm going to fucking sue the fuck out of mcdonalds like wtf
Sand littering the floor: huh?
Louis: OH NY GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE WOOP
Sand littering the floor: haha its fine :) so what's this about suing?
Louis: okay and oh... well that's a bit of a story.
Louis: Well ya know, I was just doing my weekly visit to the ol' old mcdonalds had a farm and I was just chillin being fabulous as usual. And so I order something and then I ask for chicken nuggets
Sand littering the floor: mhmm go on.
Louis: And they are like nah nah nah nah boi. We don't got no chicken nuggets (they didnt exactly say it like this but those are minor details)
Louis: And i was like but this is like the home of chicken nuggets. where else am I supposed to get warm, fattening, delicious nug nugs then?
Louis: and they were still like nah nah nah we can't help you. And so then I flicked my wrist, said 'bitch please' and sassily left that dump cuz nobody deprives louis of chicken nug nugs
Sand littering the floor: that was an awfully entertaining story
Louis: i guess. lol. well yeah so that's why I'm suing.
Louis: So what have you been doing lately. We talked for about ten seconds that one time
Sand littering the floor: Oh yeah sorry about that hee. i've been busy with some stuff
Louis: oh ok. well whenever you got time we can talk :)
Sand littering the floor: sure thing. I'm actually a bit busy so I'll talk to you soon
Louis: oh no worries ttyl
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Louis: give me a million dollars bub
Turdy seven shades of niall: no
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Louis: heeyy stannn what's up best frienddd
ot4 stan: i'm not giving you any money
Louis: What?!?! How did you know I was going to ask that?
ot4 stan: niall texted me about you asking him
Louis: ugh that uncultured swine. I'm not going to give him these knock off chicken nug nugs then.
ot4: what even
Louis: long story. mcdonalds incident
ot4: sometimes I wonder about you
Louis: ah don't we all
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