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louis: Nice one man!
carrotsandbananas: I know right. I especially like the whole nautical theme ones.
louis: oooh yeah. I've seen some collections of those.
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louis: hey josh. i have figured out that I really need a boyfriend so that i could get some matching nautical tattoos with him oh shit hot tamale damn
louis: this is probably the only reason I should get a boyfriend
the devine rights: hey louis. and I could name a couple of reasons why you need a boyfriend
the devine rights: well you are always just watching netflix now
the devine rights: you probably dont get some like a normal 23 year old and live while you are a youngun
the devine rights: you always look like a hedgehog now a days
the devine rights is typing
louis: this is qualified as bullying and i will roast your arse so you better take a seat, son
the devine rights: you saying that is qualified as bullying too
louis: i think i will go get my cactus now
the devine rights: why do you need a cactus?
louis: so that i can shove it up your arse mutherfucker
louis: but seriously josh. I need a boyfriend :( give me advice. you have a girlfriend, mate
the devine rights: okay well first off you can't just force a relationship. those things take time. so dont expect it with the snap of the fingers. second off just BE YOURSELF. literally. dont be un-louis. talk to people more and you can get a little flirtsy wirtsy with them if you want. dont go all hardcore on the first "talk" . just put yourself out there more. and lets not forget. Wear those tight black skinnies i gave you for easter. I may be straight, but I can still appreciate a fine arse
louis: oh yeah i remember those pants. and who even gives pants on easter??? and thanks for the advice bro. I love you with all of my black and frozen heart. full homo intended
the devine rights: well who doesnt like pants for easter. hell yeah. lets all just have a pants party. i love you too bro and full homo also intended.
louis: liar liar,
pants on fire,
I will eat your arse,
and then,
I will bring you higher.-a poem by louis tomlinson
#masterofallwisdom
the devine rights:
Everything,
is a poem,
if you make it,
look like this.//
I apologize for the late update, but I've been pretty busy with things. *cough* I'm going to the San Diego concert tomorrow which has me dying *cough*
So, tell me how you have all been doing. Any plans so far? I'm interested lol. cx
QOTC: Why do you thing Louis decided to join Netflix in the first place?
PQOTC: Do any of you have pets?
AOTC: I have two cats named Toby and Nemo (great names why yes thank you) and two dogs named Baldo and Bingo.
Also, I'm going to be dedicating chapters to people who I see commenting and voting. This chapter is dedicated to fuzzy_zebra_ . Thank you for voting :)
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FanfictionBeing single is boring. Louis didn't ask for this, being single. He wants someone, someone to love and care for, and along the way, someone who will care and love sassy little Louis just as much. And maybe, just maybe, he can find that someone on a...