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the cutest matching tattoos ever

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louis: Nice one man!

carrotsandbananas: I know right. I especially like the whole nautical theme ones.

louis: oooh yeah. I've seen some collections of those.

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louis: hey josh. i have figured out that I really need a boyfriend so that i could get some matching nautical tattoos with him oh shit hot tamale damn

louis: this is probably the only reason I should get a boyfriend

the devine rights: hey louis. and I could name a couple of reasons why you need a boyfriend

the devine rights: well you are always just watching netflix now

the devine rights: you probably dont get some like a normal 23 year old and live while you are a youngun

the devine rights: you always look like a hedgehog now a days

the devine rights is typing

louis: this is qualified as bullying and i will roast your arse so you better take a seat, son

the devine rights: you saying that is qualified as bullying too

louis: i think i will go get my cactus now

the devine rights: why do you need a cactus?

louis: so that i can shove it up your arse mutherfucker

louis: but seriously josh. I need a boyfriend :( give me advice. you have a girlfriend, mate

the devine rights: okay well first off you can't just force a relationship. those things take time. so dont expect it with the snap of the fingers. second off just BE YOURSELF. literally. dont be un-louis. talk to people more and you can get a little flirtsy wirtsy with them if you want. dont go all hardcore on the first "talk" . just put yourself out there more. and lets not forget. Wear those tight black skinnies i gave you for easter. I may be straight, but I can still appreciate a fine arse

louis: oh yeah i remember those pants. and who even gives pants on easter??? and thanks for the advice bro. I love you with all of my black and frozen heart. full homo intended

the devine rights: well who doesnt like pants for easter. hell yeah. lets all just have a pants party.  i love you too bro and full homo also intended.

louis: liar liar,
pants on fire,
I will eat your arse,
and then,
I will bring you higher.

-a poem by louis tomlinson

#masterofallwisdom

the devine rights:
Everything,
is a poem,
if you make it,
look like this.

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I apologize for the late update, but I've been pretty busy with things. *cough* I'm going to the San Diego concert tomorrow which has me dying *cough*

So, tell me how you have all been doing. Any plans so far? I'm interested lol. cx

QOTC: Why do you thing Louis decided to join Netflix in the first place?

PQOTC: Do any of you have pets?

AOTC: I have two cats named Toby and Nemo (great names why yes thank you) and two dogs named Baldo and Bingo.

Also, I'm going to be dedicating chapters to people who I see commenting and voting. This chapter is dedicated to fuzzy_zebra_ . Thank you for voting :)

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