Camilo: What the f[:)] is wrong with you??
Mirabel: What? No good morning?
Camilo: Good morning, what the f[:)] is wrong with you??
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Pepa: I have a bad feeling about this...
Camilo: What do you mean?
Pepa: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Camilo: No?
Mirabel: That actually explains so much.
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Camilo: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
(I'm getting most of these off of one of those Incorrect Quotes Generator websites and when I saw this one I knew this was perfect /hj)
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Félix: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Antonio: They need to learn how to protect us.
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(This one has uncensored swears, skip if uncomfortable)
Dolores: What happened?!
Camilo: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Dolores: Sh-short??
Camilo: Shit's fucked.
Dolores: Okay, long.
Camilo: Shit's very fucked.
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Camilo: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Isabela: What's updog?
Camilo: Mirabel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Camilo: Don't go to the kitchen.
Julieta: Why?
Camilo: I saw a spider.
Luisa: Well, did you kill it?
Camilo: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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*at a zoo*
Antonio: What are they in for?
Mirabel: Antonio, this isn't prison.
Antonio: So they can leave?
Mirabel: No, but-
Camilo, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Isabela: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Mirabel: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Camilo: And what do I get out of this?
Mirabel: I will give you a dollar.
Camilo: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Mirabel: How bout two dollars?
Camilo: You got yourself a deal.
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Julieta: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Bruno: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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Camilo: I'm the hottest b[:)]tch in this therapy waiting room.
ALTERNATIVELY..
Isabela: I'm the hottest b[:)tch in this therapy waiting room.
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Bruno: No.
Camilo: Hey, can I-
Camilo: Wait
Camilo: What the f[:)]ck?
(I changed this one a bit, it's originally like..)
Person A: Seeing the future
Person B: Hey, if you had any superpower what would-
Person B: Wait
Person B: What the f[:)]ck?
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Mirabel: *Running towards Bruno with open arms*
Bruno: *Moves out of the way*
Mirabel: Hey, why'd you move?!
Bruno: I thought you were going to attack me.
Mirabel: I was going to hug you!
Bruno: Why would you hug me?
Mirabel: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
YOU ARE READING
↳ Encanto Incorrect Quotes ༉‧₊˚✧
FanfictionTHIS WILL CONTAIN PARTIALLY CENSORED SWEARS Obviously I do not own Encanto or any of these Characters ↳ Started : 13 January 2022 ༉‧₊˚✧
