Camilo: Who the f[:)]ck-
Pepa: Language!
Camilo: Whom the f[:)]ck-
Pepa: No.
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Pepa: Camilo...
Camilo: Oh no, 'Camilo' in B flat.
Camilo: You're disappointed.
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Mirabel: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.
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Pepa: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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Isabela: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Isabela: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Bruno: What do you call disobeying the law?
Camilo: A hobby.
Bruno: *crosses their arms*
Camilo: That we do not engage in.
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Camilo: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.
Camilo: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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Mirabel: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Camilo, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f[:)]ck you.
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Camilo: Hey Isa, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Camilo: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Isabela: Never, Going, To, Give, You-
Isabela: The f[:)]cking satisfaction.
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Pepa: I am in charge of this disaster!
Camilo: I have a name, you know.
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Camilo: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Abuela Alma: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Camilo: Mine just says "Camilo no."
Abuela Alma: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Antonio: I’m so excited!
Mirabel: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Camilo: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Antonio & Mirabel: Yeah!
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Félix: I can't believe you've done this.....
Pepa: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Félix, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE AS[:)]HOLE!
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Camilo: honk.
Félix: WHAT.
Camilo: HONK.
Félix, while smiling and trying to keep his laughter in: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH[:)]T????? (HE'S KIDDING)
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Camilo: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Antonio: That’s a snake.
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Camilo: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Luisa: Why not?
Camilo: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Isabela: Dolores, I know you love Camilo. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Isabela: But I think they might be a f[:)]cking idiot.
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Félix: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Pepa.
Pepa: I hate myself.
Félix: Alright, mi vida, square up.
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Abuela Alma: Why is Isabela crying on the floor?
Mirabel: She took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Abuela Alma: And?
Mirabel: She got Camilo.
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Camilo: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Dolores, used to Camilo being dumb: Sure...
Camilo: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Luisa: Okay?
Camilo: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Isabela:
Camilo: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Isabela: Jesus, that one is a little-
Bruno, interested: No, no, Camilo, keep going.
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