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Camilo: Who the f[:)]ck-

Pepa: Language!

Camilo: Whom the f[:)]ck-

Pepa: No.

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Pepa: Camilo...

Camilo: Oh no, 'Camilo' in B flat.

Camilo: You're disappointed.

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Mirabel: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Pepa: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Isabela: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Isabela: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Bruno: What do you call disobeying the law?

Camilo: A hobby.

Bruno: *crosses their arms*

Camilo: That we do not engage in.

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Camilo: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.

Camilo: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Mirabel: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Camilo, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, f[:)]ck you.

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Camilo: Hey Isa, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Camilo: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Isabela: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Isabela: The f[:)]cking satisfaction.

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Pepa: I am in charge of this disaster!

Camilo: I have a name, you know.

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Camilo: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Abuela Alma: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Camilo: Mine just says "Camilo no."

Abuela Alma: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Antonio: I’m so excited!

Mirabel: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

Camilo: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!

Antonio & Mirabel: Yeah!

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Félix: I can't believe you've done this.....

Pepa: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Félix, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE AS[:)]HOLE!

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Camilo: honk.

Félix: WHAT.

Camilo: HONK.

Félix, while smiling and trying to keep his laughter in: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH[:)]T????? (HE'S KIDDING)

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Camilo: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Antonio: That’s a snake.

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Camilo: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Luisa: Why not?

Camilo: Because I don't know what they mean.

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Isabela: Dolores, I know you love Camilo. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Isabela: But I think they might be a f[:)]cking idiot.

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Félix: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Pepa.

Pepa: I hate myself.

Félix: Alright, mi vida, square up.

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Abuela Alma: Why is Isabela crying on the floor?

Mirabel: She took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Abuela Alma: And?

Mirabel: She got Camilo.

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Camilo: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Dolores, used to Camilo being dumb: Sure...

Camilo: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Luisa: Okay?

Camilo: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Isabela:

Camilo: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Isabela: Jesus, that one is a little-

Bruno, interested: No, no, Camilo, keep going.

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