Julieta: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Camilo: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Julieta: Okay yeah thanks Camilo, that's great but WHERE'S THE FIRST AID KIT??
(Why do I feel like Camilo would be the one to know a whole bunch of kind of really random facts)
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Camilo: If you water water, it grows.
Mirabel, not fully processing what Camilo just said: ...What.
Isabela: They've got a point.
(ALSO the original Incorrect quote doesn't actually include the whole "not fully processing what [_] just said" thing)
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Camilo: So I got this amazing plan!
Isabela: We fail almost every time you say that.
Camilo: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Pepa: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Antonio: It was me...
Pepa: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Camilo: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Dolores: How so?
Camilo: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Mirabel: ARE YOU-
Camilo: F[:)]cking.
Mirabel: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Camilo F[:)]cking.
Mirabel: IDIOT!
Isabela: …What was that?
Camilo: Abuela banned Mirabel from swearing, so I’m helping her out.
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Mirabel: So Camilo, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Camilo: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Mirabel: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Camilo: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Mirabel: A whole potato?
Camilo: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Mirabel: These just look like big slabs of black.
Camilo: Because that's what they are!
Camilo: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Mirabel: These are just chocolate chips?
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↳ Encanto Incorrect Quotes ༉‧₊˚✧
FanfictionTHIS WILL CONTAIN PARTIALLY CENSORED SWEARS Obviously I do not own Encanto or any of these Characters ↳ Started : 13 January 2022 ༉‧₊˚✧