Camilo: *watching their house burn down*
Camilo:
Camilo: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Camilo & Antonio: *eating cinnamon rolls*
Dolores: Cannibalism.
Camilo & Antonio: *confused chewing noises*
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Camilo on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Camilo on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Pepa: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Félix: Did they win?
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Camilo: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Mirabel: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Camilo: Because they're dead.
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Demon: Hey I took your soul last month and-
Camilo: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad..
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Camilo: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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Camilo: What the f[:)]ck.
Camilo: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
Camilo: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Mirabel: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Pepa: I only have two emotions; exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Camilo: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Mirabel before the fight in the movie: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Mirabel: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Camilo: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, f[:)]ck."
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FanfictionTHIS WILL CONTAIN PARTIALLY CENSORED SWEARS Obviously I do not own Encanto or any of these Characters ↳ Started : 13 January 2022 ༉‧₊˚✧
