↳ Encanto Incorrect Quotes ༉‧₊˚✧

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Pepa: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

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Isabela: You have Crayons?

Camilo: Yes, I have—

Isabela: You're— how old are you?

Camilo: YES I AM 15 AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Camilo: You f[:)]ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Félix: Spear.

Camilo: BLOCKED.

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Pepa: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Camilo: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Dolores: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Antonio: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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*the TV is freaking out*

Camilo: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Camilo: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Antonio: Would never stab anyone.

Isabela: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Camilo: Yells "I won't hesitate, b[:)]tch!" first.

Luisa: Would stab without warning.

Luisa: Would also stab as a warning.

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Camilo: How the hell are you still alive?

Mirabel: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Camilo: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Félix: A doll.

Dolores: A cinnamon roll.

Pepa: A sweetheart.

Camilo:

Camilo: ...stop it.

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Mirabel: I've met a lot of pri[:)]ks in my time, but you, Isabela, are a f[:)]cking cactus.

(I like to think that they still have a kind of friendly sibling rivalry most of the time)

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*Mirabel and Camilo looking at a locked gate into a park*

Mirabel: Aw. :(

Camilo: You know what they say.

Mirabel: Please don’t-

Camilo: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Mirabel: Frick-

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Félix: Gosh, I love Pepa.

Julieta and Bruno: Yeah, you f[:)]cking better.

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Camilo, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Dolores, sick of Camilo's sh[:)]t: They weren’t wrong.

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Isabela: You disgust me.

Camilo: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Dolores: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Isabela: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Mirabel: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Cop: You ran a red light.

Félix: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Félix: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Luisa: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Bruno: But don't you hate yourself.

Luisa: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Isabela: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Camilo: I boiled gatorade.

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Camilo: Mami taught me to think before I act.

Camilo: ...So if I smack the sh[:)]t out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Camilo: I'm gonna sing a song for you all.

Isabela: This isn't gonna go well.

Bruno: Okay...

Dolores: Oh no. *Runs up to her room while covering her ears*

Camilo: It's called "How My Life's Been Going So Far."

Camilo: *Plays a chord*

Camilo: *SCREAMS*

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Camilo: Sure is dark in here.

Pepa/Dolores:

Camilo: I'm not scared of anything.

Pepa/Dolores:

Camilo: I mean who's scared of the dark these days???? Not me. No sir.

Pepa/Dolores: You want me to hold your hand?

Camilo:

Camilo: Yes please.