1/14/22: Welcome back for another batch of Ninjago Incorrect Quotes!
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*the TV is freaking out*
Kai: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Kai: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Chen: Did you take out Kai as I requested?
Skylor: Kai has been taken out, yes.
Chen: You have my grat-
Skylor: It was a great restaurant.
Skylor: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Skylor: Kai proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Lloyd: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Kai: ... Your what?
Lloyd: My friends.
Nya: Are they saying "friends"?
Cole: I think they're being sarcastic.
Jay: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lloyd! All of your friends are in this room.
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Young Lloyd: I'm very scary.
Cole: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Young Lloyd: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Cole: And small.
Young Lloyd:
Young Lloyd: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Cole: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Cole.
Zane: But you're Cole.
Cole: Kinda stuck. It's a long story.
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Kai: How does that even work?
Cole, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!
Kai: Your face doesnt make sense.
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Lloyd: What does the doggy say? Bow wow.
Jay: What does the kitty say? Meow meow.
Cole: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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*Young Lloyd is stealing candy*
Zane: Lloyd, is that legal?
Young Lloyd: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Jay: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Nya: It's just you.
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Kai: Are you ready to commit?
Skylor: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
