1/14/22: Surprise, surprise! I'm back with more!
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Kai: *Locks Young Lloyd in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Young Lloyd: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Kai: Good morning.
Jay: Good morning.
Nya: Good morning.
Cole: You all sound like nindroids, try spicing it up a bit.
Zane: As a nindroid, I take high offense from tha-
Lloyd: MORNING SUCKERS!
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Kai: What are you eating?
Nya: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Kai: I like you, don't I?
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Cole: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Zane: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Cole: Well, guess what? Science is stupid!!!
Zane: You take that back!!!
Cole: No. Powers are awesome. Science sucks. The end.
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Jay: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Nya: What baby?
Jay, crying a bit: Me.
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Young Lloyd: *sneaking in through their window after robbing a candy shop*
Kai: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Young Lloyd: I was with Nya?
Nya: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Lloyd: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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Lloyd: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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Kai: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Nya: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Jay: You can do it Cole!
Jay: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
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A/N: I think that's enough for today... nah, I'll make the fifth batch, why not-
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
