1/16/2022: Another batch because I can-
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Cole, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Jay: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Kai, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Jay: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
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Young Lloyd: I will send my army to attack!
Young Lloyd: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Kai: Pros and cons of dating me.
Kai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Kai: Cons. Oh FSM, where do I begin-
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Lloyd, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Lloyd, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Lloyd: Somebody moved my pillow mints, and now I am going to start killing.
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Lloyd: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Cole: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Lloyd: I like the way you think.
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Master Wu: Kai, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Kai: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
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Kai: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Jay: I- I boiled gatorade.
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Cole: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Nya: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Kai: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Zane: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Nya: If you want information, it is.
Cole: Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Nya: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Ultra-Violet: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
