3/25/22: Another update <3
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Kai: Are we fighting or flirting?
Skylor: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Kai: Your point?
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Nya: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Skylor: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Kai, deer!"
Nya: ...And what did Kai do?
Skylor: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
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Cole: Ooh, somebody has a crush-
Nya: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Jay, I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Nya, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Kai: Where are you going?
Skylor: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Kai: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Nya, knowing full well that Kai got Skylor an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Kai: Pros and cons of dating me.
Kai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Kai: Cons. Holy FSM, where do I begin-
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Akita: I love you.
Lloyd, not paying attention: What was that?
Akita: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Harumi: Relationships should be 50/50. Lloyd saves the city while I sit in the mech looking pretty.
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Lloyd, walking into Garmadon and Misako's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Misako: What was it about?
Garmadon: No, don't ask him that!
Misako: Why not?
Garmadon: Cause he'll answer!
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Kai: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Nya, blushing: Okay.
Kai: It's freaking summer.
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Zane: Just be yourself.
Akita: Really? Zane, I have one day to win over Lloyd's parents.
Akita: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Kai: Couple of weeks.
Jay: Six months.
Cole: Jury's still out.
Akita: See Zane? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes #2
HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
