4/19/22: *cutely updates after an unexpected hiatus* sorry- :'>
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Nya: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Kai: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Nya: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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*at a zoo*
Jay: What are they in for?
Cole: Jay, this isn't prison.
Jay: So they can leave?
Cole: No, but-
Jay, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Lloyd, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have candy to eat!
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Jay: Ooh! That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Zane: ...that's a snake-
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Jay: What goes up but never comes down?
Nya: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
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Jay: The floor is lava!
Pixal: *helps Zane onto the counter*
Nya: *kicks Kai off the sofa*
Lloyd: *lays on the floor*
Jay: ...Are you okay?
Lloyd: No.
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Nya: Ow!
Kai: What's wrong?
Nya: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Kai: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was five.
(*cough cough* aka when he had to raise Nya on his own- *cough*)
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Lloyd: Why are you guys acting like this?
Kai: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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Anyone: How many children do you have?
Me, thinking about Lloyd, my childe: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Skylor: So Kai, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Kai: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Skylor: Ooh! Okay, what are we having?
Kai: Alrighty, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Skylor: ...a whole potato-?
Kai: Yep! And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Skylor: These just look like big slabs of black-
Kai: Because that's what they are! :D
Kai: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Skylor: These are just chocolate chips..?
Kai: They sure are! :DDD
Kai: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Kai: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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HumorGUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!! yEp! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!! All incorrect quotes made by me. This collection will be longer. I will add at least 5-10 each day :) Cover created using Canva using images from Google. Edit 6/24/22: #1 in ninjagomemes, #1...
