Hololive One-shots (Hololive x Reader)

~Dinner Night with a Drunk Elf~ Yukihana Lamy x Reader

Author's note: Damn, finally an update after a while! I know I said it like twice already, but I really want to do these on a regular basis. I do have some more ideas for two more fics, one of which I planned on writing today, but really couldn't make it work well, so I settled for a Lamy one in the end. Also, I plan on making an AO3 account soon(tm), so expect reposts of these stories and maybe some drafts or short drabbles I wrote during my time away on there in the future! Hope you'll enjoy this one and hope I'll update in less than half a year next time, lmao.

(Your POV)

It took me a while to set up the dinner table for tonight, I guess I just wanted it to look as good as possible for a nice dinner with Lamy. Having pride in my cooking skills, I usually prepare food for us, but today was our first anniversary together, so I put a lot more effort than usual into it. Hell, I even dimmed the lights and set some candles on the table, just like you what you would often see in cliché romantic movies. Just as I finished setting everything up, I heard the doorbell ring, must be her.
After making my way to and opening the front door, I was greeted by a sight of the beautiful blue-haired half elf standing there, carrying a big bottle of fine sake with her, just what I expected from an alcoholic like her."Hey there, Lamy, come on in!" I told her, letting her make her way indoors and leave the drink she was carrying on the dining room table."Does she really plan for us to drink all that tonight... Yeah, most likely..." thoughts ran through my head while I was looking at the bottle, realizing we would probably get really drunk, "...I should be careful, I still have to go to work tomorrow morning."Having taken off her coat, Lamy noticed that I was distracted by the drink she brought and put her hat on my head before hugging me from behind."Caught you off guard, hehe," she whispered into my ear, not letting go of me, "what's the matter, (Y/N)? Interested in what I brought for us to enjoy tonight?""You do know I have to wake up early tomorrow, right? You may have another day off, but I'm not so lucky this time around." Though I am pretty sure that even if she were busy tomorrow, that still wouldn't stop her from drinking... Whatever the case, after saying that, I could hear her pout."Aww, you're no fun. And besides, you always end up drinking less than me, so don't really think it will be that different tonight.""Fine, you got me there," I said, "now let's get to eating, wouldn't want the food to get cold."
So we did, and as soon as we sat down and lit the candles, making the atmosphere really comfortable and romantic, Lamy starts pouring each of us a cup of sake. And even after saying she would drink more slowly to enjoy the night more, I still had half of my cup remaining after she finished her second one. And she gets drunk relatively quickly too, so I was in for another night with a drunk elf. Not that I minded, or anything, luckily she doesn't act extreme in any way while under influence, just starts craving more physical contact. And that's exactly what happened after we finished eating and after I helped her not fall on our way to the living room.
"Now I've got you!" she said after pushing both of us onto the couch, holding on to me tightly and clearly showing symptoms of being hammered, "I love you so much, (Y/N)!" yep, definitely wasted already, Lamy gets really lovey-dovey after a few drinks too much."Don't you think you should slow down with your drinks for tonight? You know you can't handle a lot of them that well..." I suggested in vain as she immediately let go of me to finish the cup she brought to the table with us, her third one, if my memory serves me right."Nope! It's our anniversary, come on... don't try to spoil the fun!" she said before leaning back on top of me for a deep kiss, her lips and mouth strongly tasting of sake. What she said did make sense, though, and I would lie if I said I wasn't really close to just doing as she told me."I know you want to drink more with me, that's why I brought more than usual for us this time," she continued, giving me a smug smile, knowing she was leaving me no other choice."You know what," I started, "you're right, it's our special night tonight, screw it. I can always call in sick tomorrow." Lamy had a big smile across her face as I finally gave in for once and poured another cup for each of us, and there was still plenty of it to go...