Tommy: *walking* we are like two russian gangsta dolphins swimming our way to the Atlantic Oceans *does a dolphin noise* you know what im saying?
Ilich: *nods*
Tommy: *puts hand on his shoulder* your like a real brother to me, your the only person in the world i can really trust *puts arm around him*
*they bump into some bullies*
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Kickass: hold up! You some kinda fag? You with this faggot?
Ilich: no no no, i've never seen him before
Tommy: *shocked* what the fuck bro?
Ilich: you're not my bro...... faggot
Kickass: hey, you look like a girl fucking queer
*the bully grabs tommy's hair*
*tommy pulls away*
Ilich: yeah fucking queer
Tommy: *shocked*
Kickass: and you! *puts hand on ilich's shoulder* i like you, kick his ass
Ilich: okay
Tommy: no man!
Ilich: *punches tommy* *beating him up*
Ilich: *tries to impress the bullies*
Kickass: good job man high five brother
*they go to high five but instead the bully does the middle finger*
Ilich: *awkawrd*
Kickass: fucking faggot *spits on tommy* *walks away*
Ilich: yeah fucking faggot *spits but not as good* *wipes face*
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Tommy: *gets up all bloody* what for you kicked my ass man?
Ilich: bro if they had kicked your ass, they would totally wrecked your shit, i just.. *tries to think* i just wrecked your shit..halfway *hopes tommy can forgive him*
Tommy: *stares at him shocked*
Ilich: *nervous*
Tommy: *starts to smile* you're like a brother to me *starts to cry* *hugs ilich* i love you man
Ilich: You're welcome bro *wtf*
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AMERICAN RUSSIANS
Humorthis is a story about tommy cash and ilich prusikin of their american russians series on youtube
