Ilich: tommy, we need money for our album but we only have ten bucks fuck
Tommy: brother, i have a plan, we gonna go to the basketball court
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*people playing basketball*
*they show up*
Ilich: and now what?
Tommy: look, we just bet 10 bucks that we can beat them and then we have to win
Ilich: we never played basketball
Tommy: pft come on its easy, it's like playing football but only with your hands, impossible is nothing
Ilich: okay, just do it
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*they put the money down and start to play*
*they are winning*
*ilich dunks the ball and they celebrate*
*they hug and dance around they won*
*the guys hand them the money*
Yeah!!!! *they both say*
*ilich dances and tommy beatboxes*
Ilich: man we have twenty bucks
Tommy: i know how we can make more money
Ilich: how?
Tommy: we gonna buy a lottery ticket
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*they hand in the money for a ticket*
*they scratch it off*
tommy* *gasps* oh you see it! Bro we won we fucking won
Ilich: fuck!
Tommy: *laughs*
Ilich: unbelieveable man!
Tommy: wait wait hold up i know how we can make even more money
Ilich: man *puts his hands on his shoulders* you know i trust you completely
*they both nod*
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*at a poker game*
*the guy puts down his cards*
*tommy and ilich are very scared*
*tommy looks at his cards and puts them down*
*they have won and they scream in excitement*
*ilich dances and tommy beatboxes*
*they walk away with a bag of money*
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Tommy: *laughs* were totally rich now were gonna be real stars for sure
*they run into the fake snoop dogg*
Tommy: snoop dogg?
Not snoop dogg: woah, hey whats good fam?
Tommy: we just won a million dollars
Ilich: *nods*
Not snoop dogg: damn! By the way, i'm recording an album with 50 cent and tupac, you wanna get it on it... for a million?
Tommy: isn't he dead?
Ilich: who?
Tommy: 50 cent
Ilich: *thinks* no
Tommy: but you still owe us a ten bucks we gave you
Not snoop dogg: what? Did you think i fuck you over? For ten bucks? Heres 10
Tommy: *takes it*
Ilich: i trust him
Tommy: fair deal
*ilich hands him the bag of money*
Not snoop dogg: wait here, wait here, i'll be back in twenty minutes
*Tommy and ilich jump up and down in excitement*
*ilich dances and tommy beatboxes*
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Ilich: bro, snoop dogg ditched us again, we need money for our album but we only have 10 bucks fuck!
Tommy: brother, i have a plan, we gonna go to the golf club
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
AMERICAN RUSSIANS
Mizahthis is a story about tommy cash and ilich prusikin of their american russians series on youtube
