Ilich: *spits on ground* hey bro
Tommy: mm?
Ilich: to become a real gangsta rappers we need a gun, you know what i'm saying?
Tommy: i think i know a dude, who knows a dude, who knows a dude who has the shit that we need bro
Ilich: hmm lets visit him
Tommy: fuck yeah
*they walk off*
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*they enter the room*
*the guy gets a shock because he was doing cocaine*
Ilich: we wanna buy some guns
Guy: *looks at them* i've got what you need
*they all stare at eachother awkwardly*
*tommy looks at ilich then looks back*
Tommy: can we.. uh seem the first?
Guy: alright. Svetlana! Bring the merchandise
*hot woman with big bobbies walks out holding a gun*
*they both stare at her*
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Guy: *points gun at them* what the fuck?! You eye balling my wife?!
Tommy: *hands up surrender* we weren't looking at anyone! Just chill put the gun down!
Guy: dont fuck my brain faggot! This is it for you
Tommy: shit dude! We werent looking honest
Ilich: yeah we couldnt have been looking because...because we are...gay
Guy: what?!
Tommy: what?!
Ilich: *whispers* shut the fuck up. We're gay, this is my...boyfriend *touches tommy's finger*
Tommy: *pulls away*
Guy: you are gay? Okay prove it
Ilich: *coughs* *gulps* Oh..i love you my darling *puts hand on tommy's shoulder*
Tommy: *puts his hand on ilich's hand*
Ilich: i wanna... suck your dick...very much
Tommy: *shocked and nods*
Ilich: *lets go* see? We are gay like a...like a...
Tommy: justin bieber?
Ilich: yeah, justin bieber
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Guy: shut the fuck up and listen to me! Suck his dick
Tommy: *nearly shitting himself*
Ilich: what?
Tommy: *whispers* he said to suck my dick
Ilich: *whispers* i know
Guy: you are gay or not?
Ilich: yeah we are suuuuper gay - *tommy says as well*
Ilich: so gay
Guy: okay my little faggots suck his dick
Ilich: *coughs* okay it's just... um... we are really shy gay... close your eyes and... i'll suck his dick
Guy: *sighs* fine, svetlana close your eyes
*they both cover their eyes*
*ilich sneaks away*
*tommy does a pleasured face😩*
*ilich comes back* what are you waiting for?!
Tommy: *whispers* for you to suck my dick so we could get out of here
Ilich: your fucking stupid lets go!
*tommy puts his pants back up and runs*
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AMERICAN RUSSIANS
Humorthis is a story about tommy cash and ilich prusikin of their american russians series on youtube
