AMERICAN RUSSIANS

Part 4 - Outlaw

*everyone is in the car with drugs and vodka*

Ilich: *smokes joint*

Tommy: *sticks head out window*

Sergey: *drinks*

*they speed past a police man and the police man follows and pulls them over*

*the policeman walks to their car*

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Policeman: license and registra..

*no one is in the drivers seat*

Policeman: and uh which one of you folks was driving this fine afternoon?

*everyone is in the back seat*

*they all look around*

Policeman: yeah you know driving, sit up front, vroom vroom beep beep, hm?

Ilich: the driver...he run that way *points*

Sergey: *nods*

Ilich: hes nuts!

Tommy: *shocked* he kidnapped all of us... got us drunk... and stuffed the car with drugs

Ilich: *nods* yeah

Policeman: so, what im hearing is that the 5 of you wanna take a ride downtown in the back of my police cruiser? Is that it?

*they all shake their heads*

Policeman: didnt think so, so i'm gonna ask you one more time, who of you was sitting here in the drivers seat?

Olympia: *points to ilich and nods*

Ilich: what? Oh shit

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*ilich walks out of the police station*

Tommy: hey man you good?

Ilich: shut up, on the inside you learn to appreciate silence

Tommy: what? You weren't in prison, you spent like 15 minutes in the police station, traffic division

Ilich: shut it! Or you'll get a shiv between the ribs

Tommy: *rolls eyes* not again

*they all walk away*

Ilich: hey! Hey! Hey guys.. Wait for me! Please!