A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more...
Biden stood behind the counter in the golden pubes bar in front of a bunch of pride flags like a bad bitch. He drank rainbow Jello shots as he leaned over the counter, attempting to sniff the waitress that served him. The old pedo took the shots as quickly as possible, downing one after the other until he got to 69 shots.
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He sighed in relief once he put the final glass down, he believed that it would bring him bad luck if he didn't manage to finish them before Hillary got there.
And by Hillary we mean Trump in disguise, of course, but Joe doesn't know that.
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The orange fat "Lady" walked through the door and waved at Biden from across the room, who jumped up in excitement when he saw her. He couldn't believe he was finally on a date with Hillary, she had rejected him so many times that it almost felt unreal for her to have accepted this time, but Joe of course, didn't think much of it.
"Hello Hillary" Joe smirked, pulling trump closer towards him and embracing him in his arms.
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As usual Biden took the opportunity to sniff the woman he thought was Hillary, but he was disappointed once he realized that it didn't smell like her, the smell was more like old cheeseburgers and sweat with a touch of spray tan, not like the old lady perfume Hillary usually wore, this made Joe suspicious.
"What's wrong daddy?" Donald questioned, noticing the strange look on Joe's face.
"It's nothing babygirl, I just sharted from the excitement, I'll be right back" Pedo Joe quickly ran to the bathroom.
Trump stood there for a while to make sure biden wouldn't come back for a while. Once he was sure, he quickly turned around and put 10 Viagra pills he had crushed with his orange butt cheeks into Joe's drink.
Meanwhile, Joe stood in the bathroom talking to himself in front of the mirror
" I don't think that's Hillary.... should I call her to make sure?" He asked himself.
"... yeah I should call her" he said as he pulled his phone out of his pocket and dialed her number.
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"Hey Babygirl" Joe said.
"What the fu-" Hillary stopped herself, remembering the notes Trump had sent her in case Joe tried to contact her.
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"I mean... Hey Daddy?" she replied
"What are you doing?" Joe asked.
"Just waiting for you...daddy" Hillary said once again, cringing at herself.
"Oh yeah?" Joe smirked. "I'll be right out, just tell me where you are"
Hillary read through her notes quickly. "I'm lying on the bed in the golden room, waiting for you to come back so I can ride you like a horse"
"Mmm, can't wait to bend you over... See you soon Babygirl" Joe hung up.
Hillary didn't even notice that Joe had hung up, all she could think about was the shit Donald told her to say...
Then she realised... Donald wasn't trying to sabotage Biden before the election, he was trying to seducehim!!
The old bitch jumped up and got changed out of her pink pajamas as quickly as possible. If she could manage to get to the golden pubes bar fast enough to catch them in the act, she might be able to sabotage the election by leaking a picture of them. With this she could finally take over as president!!
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"HAHAHAHAHAA" Hillary let out an evil laugh.... And a fart.
