A sexy love story.
Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more.
A racey love triangle 😍💅
Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more...
"I did it! I locked them in the room" Jeff bezos said, catching his breath as he stood on the deck with Hillary.
The old bitch turned away from the steering wheel, a devilish grin plastered over her wrinkly face.
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"Good boy, we'll get married as soon as we get off this stupid ship and for our honeymoon we'll dance on top of trump and biden's graves!" Hillary smiled, holding Jeff's hands in hers.
"Sounds perfect" he replied, gently kissing her knuckles.
Meanwhile....
"DONALD JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK JUST CRASHED INTO US" Joe shrieked as he remained bound to the stripper pole.
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In response Trump waddled over to the window, catching a glimpse of a huge iceberg in the distance as water flooded through a hole in the wall next to him.
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"I- it's- it's a- " the human Cheeto stuttered, taken away by what he had just seen.
"WHAT IS IT" Joe exclaimed, desperately trying to slip his hands through the handcuffs.
"The ship just crashed into an iceberg... And I'm pretty sure it's starting to sink" the Cheeto admitted.
"... if we don't get out of here soon we'll sink with it" he said, giving biden a worried look.
