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Incorrect Slasher Quotes 4

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Continuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason V...

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Michael: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

                          
Ghostface: What if it bites me and it dies?

                          
Freddy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ghostface, learn to listen.

                          
Jason: What if it bites itself and I die?

                          
Chucky: That's voodoo.

                          
Leatherface: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

                          
Michael: That's correlation, not causation.

                          
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

                          
Chucky: That's kinky.

                          
Jason: Oh my God.
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