Ghostface, on a face-time call with Jason and Freddy: I don't know, he's just not the same anymore. Should I break up with him?
Michael, on the same call: I forgot to put heart-shaped ketchup with your lunch ONE TIME!
Ghostface, ignoring him: **sigh** What should I do? Sometimes I feel like he knows what I'm thinking.
Michael: I'm literally right here.
Jason: Dang, that's harsh.
Michael: Thank you.
Jason: He forgot the heart? Shame on him.
Freddy: Yeah, dump him. He doesn't deserve you.
Michael: WHAT THE FU-
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FanfictionContinuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason V...