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Ghostface: So what are you getting Jason for his birthday?

Freddy: I dunno. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could ever want the moment they married you. So I don't know yet.

Michael: I'm getting Jason a divorce lawyer.

Happy Birthday, Jason!!

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