Ghostface: So what are you getting Jason for his birthday?
Freddy: I dunno. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could ever want the moment they married you. So I don't know yet.
Michael: I'm getting Jason a divorce lawyer.
Happy Birthday, Jason!!
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FanfictionContinuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason V...