Ghostface: Alright, who's your crush?
Freddy: We are not fucking doing this-
Ghostface: Is it Michael?
Freddy: No.
Ghostface: Leatherface?
Freddy: No.
Ghostface: Pennywise?
Freddy: Fuck no.
Ghostface: Pinhead?
Freddy: Absolutely fucking not.
Ghostface: Norman?
Freddy: For the love of- NO!
Ghostface: Jason?
Freddy: No comment-
Ghostface, checking something off on a clipboard: So that's a yes. Thanks for the blackmail and have a nice day!
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FanfictionContinuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason V...
