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[Slashers comparing their survivors]
Freddy: I was so close to getting that little bitch!
Michael: Bro, she fucking Home Aloned your ass.
Freddy: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU MR. I-GOT-STABBED-IN-THE-EYE!!
Michael: It took a whole clip to take me down. She literally just had to say "I don't fucking believe in you." and you disappeared.
Freddy: ... FUCK YOU!!
Michael: I am a luxury you most certainly can not afford.
Billy Lenz: TECHNICALLY- Technically- ... Mine didn't survive!
Freddy: You're also a creepy fucking perv!
Billy Lenz: Hi, pot! I'm kettle!
Chucky: I think we-
Michael: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU WERE LITERALLY BEATEN BY A SIX YEAR OLD AND HIS MOM!!
Chucky:
Chucky, voice cracking: That was uncalled for.
Jason, watching the chaos: U-Uh-
Freddy: You don't get to fucking talk!
Michael: Leave Jason alone. He's done better than you have.
Freddy: Bullshit! I GOT my first survival girl! How's it been trying to kill STRODE for the last 20 years?!
Michael:
Michael: **sigh**
Leatherface, watching the chaos: Um ... I, uh ... vroom?
Pinhead: Sawyer, you are too good for this world.
Freddy: Who the fuck invited him?
Pinhead: I am a being who lives off pain and pleasure ... and seeing you both smack each other around verbally is quite enjoyable.
Freddy: That did not answer my fucking question at all.
Michael: Why don't you just let him stay? He runs this place.
Freddy: Well, at least it's not-
Pennywise, bursting into the room: HEY, GUYS!! WHAT'S UP!!
Michael: GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Freddy: GET OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Leatherface: LEAVE!!
Pinhead: NOBODY FUCKING WANTS YOU HERE!!
Pennywise: ... What'd I do?
Pinhead: You caused a child orgy! Even to a being like me, that is desPICABLE!
Chucky: Yeah, dude, you suck.
Pennywise:
Pennywise: **picks up Chucky by the hair**
Chucky: AGH-
Pennywise: I'm leaving, but I'm taking the doll!
Freddy: Yeah, we don't care.
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