Ghostface, on the ceiling: KILL IT!!
Jason, staring at the cockroach: T-The bug?!
Ghostface: Nooooo, I meant Chucky. OF COURSE THE BUG!!
Freddy: **scoffs** How can you even be scared of something smaller than your hand?
Ghostface: Ohhh sure, but when I threw that grenade at you-
Freddy: TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!
Ghostface: HOW??
Freddy: **turns to Jason** TELL HIM!!
Jason: Well ... Ghostface does kinda have a point-
Freddy: OH, YOU FUCKING-
[Cockroach spreads its wings]
[Later]
Norman: What happened in here?!
Michael: And why are you all on the ceiling?
Samara, with four cockroaches on her arm: Look, guys, I found the bug squa- guys?
Jason, Ghostface, and Freddy: HURRY UP AND KILL THEM!!
Michael and Norman: PLEASE!!
STAI LEGGENDO
Incorrect Slasher Quotes 4
FanfictionContinuation of the first three books. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason V...