Like I've said before I didn't have internet but finally after a year I have it!!! I love ya guys and every single comment you make, although I don't respond I read every single one thank u for finding my book funny and I will make a comebacks and insults 2 as revenge for this book lol anyways......its been a long time so if you are still reading...YOu deserve this C:
OH AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SPELLING * I KNOW IT'S HORRIBLE* well...atleast some of yu put up with it, but neverless thank you~
¡DISFRUTA!
Enjoy!
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Ah! Your gonna run over me! Oh sorry, you're so big I mistook you for a car
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Friend:Dude don't get smart with me
Me: Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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insult war:
Friend: You're a....uhhh...a....umm...appailling .....girl...Yeah you're an Appailing girl
Me: Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Friend: Oh yeah, well I could climb on your ego and jump on your IQ if i wanted to die
Me:... Careful with that joke, it's an antique
Friend: Yeah, well its as old as your mom, which reminds me, do you go to the zoo for a family reunion?
Me: Your just jelous because the ryme 'Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too' can be related back to you.
Friend: Whatever....You know what I'm done and I'mleaving
Me: aww are you leaving? I was about to poision your tea
Friend: *Glares*
Me: *waves*
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Don't go to a mind reader; go to a palm reader; I know you've got a palm.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so
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Friend: You know what? I got a poem for you ' roses are red, viloets are blue, i got five fingers and the middle one's for yu
Me: Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted some body's fingers to break so badly.
*Classic*
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"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
-Abraham Lincoln, target unknown.
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be out by itself
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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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Annoying Girl:"...well then he called Chels and then he told her i was a b-"
Me: *holds up hand* Cancel my subscriptions, I'm tired of your issues!
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Hey, I am away from my phone but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
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Wow, you know before i met you, i didn't belive in stupid people. Thank you for proving me wrong!
YOU ARE READING
Comebacks and insults
RandomFunny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
