Joke 55
People have every right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege!
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Our friendship is like that of a dog to a fire hydrant.
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Person: I think of you when i'm lonely
Person#2: Really?!
Person: Yea, it makes me happy that i'm actually alone....
Person#2: ^__^
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Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Guy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.
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Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone
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Girl: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older?
Guy: With luck, yes.
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Girl: You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Guy: Yeah, but your parents don't count...
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Person: Don't you feel pleasure when i'm around?
Me:I would like to feel the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
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I'm not feeling well today....I think I may be coming down with something........Anyways hope you Enjoyed!!
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Comebacks and insults
RandomFunny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
