Comebacks and insults #lost count

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Joke # lost count

You: Hey, whats up?

Me; Hey, you where just on my mind!

You: Really? 

Me: Yea, when i was at the Zoo....

You: ... 

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

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