Joke #48
Me:UHHHHH......What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck
Friend: What is it? what? *touches neck*
Me: Oh....nevermind its your head....
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
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Friend: Hey, how do you kill a blond?
Me: Oh, thats easy just tell her to catch a deep sea fish
Friend: Hey, go catch a deep sea fish!!
Me: -_____________________- *obiously not blond
*obviously*
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Comebacks and insults
RandomFunny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....
