Comebacks and insults #51

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Joke #51

Rejecting a guy :) 

Guy: Hey, babe is this seat empty?

Me: Yes, but if you sit down * Points to my seat* this seat will be empty

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Me: I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth....

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?

A: She comes out and says she did.

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